• Beef Curtains new home card with steak curtains in a living room and the caption “Congrats on the new home. Can’t wait to see what you do with it.”
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Curtains of Beef

Curtains of Beef

A cheeky new home card featuring steak curtains and the caption ‘Congrats on the new home. Can’t wait to see what you do with it.’ Perfect for housewarmings, first homes and friends with a filthy sense of humour. Personalise the inside and choose standard 7x5 or jumbo A4.

£3.49 GBP
£3.49 GBP
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Product Info

Thoughtfully made, beautifully printed.

  • Printed on quality 280gsm gloss coated card
  • Vibrant, high-definition print with a smooth premium finish
  • Send direct or to yourself with a spare kraft envelope
  • Packaged with care for posting or gifting

Delivery Info

We ship across the UK. Orders are printed and despatched within 24–72 hours. Delivery options are shown at checkout:

Budget
2–3 days, £1.45 direct to recipient, or £1.85 sent to you first

Standard
1–2 days, £1.95 direct to recipient, or £2.35 sent to you first

Express
1–2 days, tracked, £5.70 direct to recipient, or £6.45 sent to you first

Overnight
Next working day, tracked, £10.75

For Budget and Standard delivery sent to you first, each additional card to the same address adds 25p.

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