Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree? Mate, I'm Fucking Horizontal – Sweary 80s Christmas Card
Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree? Mate, I'm Fucking Horizontal – Sweary 80s Christmas Card
A rude Christmas card for a friend, him or your brother. Featuring a neon wireframe Christmas tree with glowing cyan script and chrome 80s block lettering reflected on a wet floor, retrowave style and the Christmas line “Rockin' around the Christmas tree? Mate, I'm fucking horizontal.” Personalise the inside and choose standard 7x5 or jumbo A4.
Mix & match any 4 standard cards for £12
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Product Info
Product Info
Thoughtfully made, beautifully printed.
- Printed on quality 280gsm gloss coated card
- Vibrant, high-definition print with a smooth premium finish
- Send direct or to yourself with a spare kraft envelope
- Packaged with care for posting or gifting
Delivery Info
Delivery Info
We ship across the UK. Orders are printed and despatched within 24–72 hours. Delivery options are shown at checkout:
Budget
2–3 days, £1.45 direct to recipient, or £1.85 sent to you first
Standard
1–2 days, £1.95 direct to recipient, or £2.35 sent to you first
Express
1–2 days, tracked, £5.70 direct to recipient, or £6.45 sent to you first
Overnight
Next working day, tracked, £10.75
For Budget and Standard delivery sent to you first, each additional card to the same address adds 25p.
