The Red Nose Was the Mulled Wine, Merry Christmas You Pisshead – Rude Christmas Card
The Red Nose Was the Mulled Wine, Merry Christmas You Pisshead – Rude Christmas Card
A rude Christmas card for a friend, him, your brother or a colleague. Featuring a tipsy red-nosed reindeer in a scarf slumped at a fairy-lit mulled wine stall with empty glasses, on a plum ground and the Christmas line “The red nose was the mulled wine. Merry Christmas, you pisshead.” Personalise the inside and choose standard 7x5 or jumbo A4.
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Product Info
Product Info
Thoughtfully made, beautifully printed.
- Printed on quality 280gsm gloss coated card
- Vibrant, high-definition print with a smooth premium finish
- Send direct or to yourself with a spare kraft envelope
- Packaged with care for posting or gifting
Delivery Info
Delivery Info
We ship across the UK. Orders are printed and despatched within 24–72 hours. Delivery options are shown at checkout:
Budget
2–3 days, £1.45 direct to recipient, or £1.85 sent to you first
Standard
1–2 days, £1.95 direct to recipient, or £2.35 sent to you first
Express
1–2 days, tracked, £5.70 direct to recipient, or £6.45 sent to you first
Overnight
Next working day, tracked, £10.75
For Budget and Standard delivery sent to you first, each additional card to the same address adds 25p.
