You Made the Nice List, the Dog's on Thin Fucking Ice – Sweary Dog Christmas Card
You Made the Nice List, the Dog's on Thin Fucking Ice – Sweary Dog Christmas Card
A rude Christmas card for your partner, a friend, her or him. Featuring hand-lettered script above a scruffy cartoon dog in a Santa hat skating on cracking ice, on a mustard ground and the Christmas line “You made the nice list. It's just you and the dog, and the dog's on thin fucking ice.” Personalise the inside and choose standard 7x5 or jumbo A4.
Mix & match any 4 standard cards for £12
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Product Info
Product Info
Thoughtfully made, beautifully printed.
- Printed on quality 280gsm gloss coated card
- Vibrant, high-definition print with a smooth premium finish
- Send direct or to yourself with a spare kraft envelope
- Packaged with care for posting or gifting
Delivery Info
Delivery Info
We ship across the UK. Orders are printed and despatched within 24–72 hours. Delivery options are shown at checkout:
Budget
2–3 days, £1.45 direct to recipient, or £1.85 sent to you first
Standard
1–2 days, £1.95 direct to recipient, or £2.35 sent to you first
Express
1–2 days, tracked, £5.70 direct to recipient, or £6.45 sent to you first
Overnight
Next working day, tracked, £10.75
For Budget and Standard delivery sent to you first, each additional card to the same address adds 25p.
